Make a wish!

me: “Heyyy here’s your eyelash, make a wish!” him: “Um, I think it’s from my nose.” me: “No, it was much above your nose. Here, make a wish” him: “But, where’s the eyelash? I can’t find it!” me: “I can’t find it either! Forget it. Also, you don’t deserve to be blessed with such long and bushy voluminous lashes.”